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I can admit it, I abused my power at Borders...forcing my employees to listen to only Morrissey on repeat during my shifts day after day, week after week. One fateful day I showed up to find that they had cleverly hidden all the Morrissey and Smiths cds from me. Vicious insubordination! They claimed I was a cruel yet melancholic dictator who was depressing all of the staff. I claimed they were conspirators with no taste. But who went bankrupt a little over a year later? Lesson learned, Borders Inc! I got my revenge, anyway. If you deny me Morrissey, I'll make you listen to Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto in D Major over and over and over and over...